Jeep April 4th is... National Jeep 4x4 Day, National 404 Day/Atlanta Day, National Hug a Newsperson Day/Hug a News Anchor Day/Hug a Newsman Day/Hug a Newswoman Day, HIE Awareness Day, International Carrot Day, International Day for Landmine Awareness and Assistance/United Nations' Internationa
Orphans Preferred April 3rd is... Pony Express Established (1860), American Circus Day, Armenian Appreciation Day, National Find A Rainbow Day, Fish Fingers and Custard Day, National Chocolate Mousse Day, Don't Go to Work Unless it's Fun Day, National Film Score Day, Tweed Day (1823), World Pa
From Thistle Burrs to... VelcroÂź April 2nd is... First VelcroÂź Sold (1978), Ponce de Leon discovers Florida (1513), World Autism Awareness Day/Light It Up Blue/World Autism Day/World Autism Acceptance Day, International Children's Book Day (1967), National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day/ National
April Fools' Day April 1st is... April Fools Day/All Fools' Day, Fossil Fools Day, White Rabbit Day, Assyrian New Year/Ha b' Nisin and Kha b' Nisan, Boomer Bonus Day, International Tatting Day, International Fun at Work Day, International Edible Book Festival/Edible Book Day, National Atheist'
Because not every talent needs to be practical!
Need every word of âBarbie Girlâ or the Fresh Prince theme? Iâve got you. Need me to remember your birthday? Not a chance.
Popcorn? 2:38. Leftovers? 1:47. The precision is unparalleled, yet⊠utterly pointless.
Who needs hands when youâve got toes with ninja precision? Call it laziness or call it art.
Theyâre on my face. Every. Single. Time.
I could win awards in deadpan delivery. Too bad thereâs no prize for âmost sarcastic at 8 AM.â
No, not the ones I actually need. I close the important ones, leaving 38 useless tabs open for weeks.
This takes a zen-like focus. Completely useless, but oddly satisfying.
I can stretch a wardrobe like a sitcom character who apparently owns three outfits.
âShould I add a smiley face or will they think Iâm weird?â I am the Picasso of unnecessary mental gymnastics.
Did you know a shrimpâs heart is in its head? You do now. Youâre welcome.
âš Pro Tip: Being âgoodâ at these things may not change the world, but they definitely make life more entertaining!
What useless skills are you secretly a master at? Letâs compare notes! đ
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