US Coupons For The Apocalypse
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It's been a long week, and it's time to have a little fun.
Tomorrow, as you might have heard, is the end of the Mayan calendar, and while I don't subscribe to all the hype and hullabaloo, I thought it might be a little fun to find some coupons to help you prepare in case you survive the apocalypse.
So here you go...
Fighting Zombies all day can be a real headache:
You're gonna want something to do on those long cold nights:
Don't forget the kiddos, they're our only hope at repopulating the earth:
When your husband is out slaying the walking dead, he needs to smell good:
I hear blood stains are hard to get out of clothes:
And you certainly need to wash off the Zombie guts before dinner:
Snacks. Snacks. And More Snacks. Fighting Zombies is hard work!
Keep the putrid smell of Zombies out of your house (or what's left of it):
Fido and Fluffy can defend the homestead while you're scavenging for food:
Leaves and berries can be bland, sweeten them:
If you take to the seas to escape the Zombie herd, you'll need this:
Doesn't this stuff last forever?
Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate:
- $1.00 off Minute Maid Juice Box 10-pk
- $10.00 off 1 Filtrete™ Water Pitcher - 12 cup
- $1.00 off three Welch's Sparkling Juice Cocktails (You might need something stronger though)
Where else are you going to store the food you scavenge?!
You do have one of those camp coffee makers right?
And last but not least, you gotta look and smell good in the new world!
Obvious Necessities:
TODAY'S BOOK SUGGESTION:
Apocalypse 2012 CookbookAn End of the World Cooking and Survival Guide
by Darril W Fosty
-- Welcome to the Apocalypse 2012 Cookbook. What happens when you combine the outlandish dark-humored concepts of Dr. Strangelove with America's love of cooking? You get the satirical and outrageously funny Apocalypse 2012 Cookbook.
Written by the award-winning documentary filmmaker and sports historian, Darril Fosty, the book pokes fun at America's love for cookbooks, while exploiting the much anticipated doom supposedly predicted by the ancient Mayan Indian calendar. The premise of the book is quite simple.
It attempts to answer the question: 'Now that the world has ended, what's for dinner?' Included in this 100-page guide are numerous recipes that can be prepared using basic ingredients and an aggressive hunter-gatherer approach to post-apocalyptic grocery shopping. The recipes include tips on making an Edgar Caycadilla, or preparing a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Bean Salad for your family and friends.
For the reader who can appreciate politically incorrect humor the book will be a welcomed addition to their anti-establishment libraries. However, anyone who believes that the world will end on December 21, 2012, this is an investment and brand of humor that they may wish to forego.
Hardcover: 304 pages - Click to order/for more info: Apocalypse 2012 Cookbook
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